*A Megan Fox masterpiece(ofshit) is a film in which her skillfull acting does not require you to gouge your eyes out with the nearest item you can find. I am still waiting to see such a film...if I could only still see. Why did I rent "Jennifer's Body"? WHY? Joking aside, it is interesting to note that my eyes still burn after viewing the film...months ago. Whoever decided that she could act should have his head examined. There are literally sock puppets who can deliver more convincing performances than Megan Fox.
Off the subject of film and stage, I can not help but comment on the tragedy that has devastated Japan. As I am sure you know, a quake and tsunami left an unknown number of people injured or dead. I feel deeply sorry for anyone who is suffering as a result of the disaster (either physically or emotionally). My thoughts are with you.