Demon Flash Bandit (Not a Fan of Reality Shows)
I realize that, with the advent of cable television, there are many channels in which to fill with entertainment, but I think the whole concept of reality shows is getting out of paw. My latest example (and there are many others) is Big Hair Alaska which features the salon in Wasilla, Alaska that gave Sarah Palin her hairstyle. The name of the shop is the Beehive Beauty Salon. I can’t think of a program much more boring to watch except maybe, “let’s watch the grass grow”. Since when did the humans get so hard up for entertainment that they will watch anything that’s on television. I’m a world famous blogger, and I would not want to watch a program featuring my groomer. Okay, I actually don’t have a groomer, and I’m quite happy about that so I would be super unhappy is I had a groomer and had to watch a program about said groomer. Evidently, the show explains how Sarah Palin had them experiment with various styles to see which one would make her look more intelligent and serious. No wonder the humans have so many problems choosing leaders. I have yet to meet a dog who cares about how the fur looks on the lead dog--we dogs actually require the dog to have the talent, intelligence, and ability to lead the pack. I’m still wondering--who put the humans in charge of the planet when they are obviously not capable of thinking these thing through for themselves? Don’t think I’m picking on this show just because I’m not a personal fan of Sarah Palin. I would be equally annoyed if I had to watch a show featuring Michelle Obama’s beauty salon. Boring is boring. Of course, being an intelligent dog, I won’t be watching the program, and I am writing this to warn my readers not to watch it, but I’m sure my readers are already smart enough to know not to watch!
Demon Flash Bandit (Not a Fan of Reality Shows)
The comic book series, Vault has been purchased by Johnny Depp and his production company plans to turn it into a movie. He will be co-producing this movie along with Graham King (producer of The Departed). It sounds like an interesting movie featuring a group of divers off the coast of Nova Scotia who find a ancient sarcophagus and accidentally allow an ancient evil to escape.
This is all I know about it at the moment so I can only speculate as to the story. I am going to assume that the sarcophagus holds the body of an ancient bird who possibly comes back to life (like the Mummy stories from Egypt). I know some of my readers might say I’m jumping to conclusions and no birds are involved, but you must remember that this dog knows that birds are evil so it is a logical assumption. Maybe it is the mummy of a bird that goes amok and starts killing the humans.
This leads me to another observation. Divers go underwater, and all us dogs know that baths involve water, and this dog, like so many others, is not fond of baths. Perhaps the humans should re-think the whole idea of getting into water so much. If those divers had stayed on land, there wouldn’t be an ancient evil loose in the movie.
Of course, I might not be correct because Vault was probably written by a human. However, if Vault had been written by a dog, you can be sure that the “evil” would involve a bird or maybe a squirrel!
Demon Flash Bandit (My Thoughts on Vault)
This is a guest blog that I’m doing as a favor for Jeff since he is working a lot at the moment and doesn’t have a lot of time to write for his site. I am writing this to tell his regular audience that he will be back. I have decided to share with his readers what I think Chuck Lorre should do about Two and a Half Men now that Charlie Sheen is no longer with the show. I am a big fan of the show even though it does not feature any dogs on the show. If I were writing the show and needed to explain why Charlie Harper is no longer on the show, I would not have him die. I would have him put into rehab or something that would explain why he isn’t on the show, and make way for another actor to replace him. That actor would be one DJ or Cody--the dogs who played Demon on the movie, Snow Dogs. I can’t think of a better replacement for Charlie Sheen. Both dogs are handsome and have those beautiful blue eyes which makes the humans swoon. I know-I have blue eyes like them, and the humans love my eyes. Of course, you know either dog would be able to get any girl they want so either of them would be the perfect replacement for Charlie Sheen. I would have Allan stay in the house since Charlie still owns it, and of course, Jack could be there too. They would get DJ or Cody to move in because they miss Charlie, and then the fun would begin. I know that Lorre has hired Ashton Kutcher, but he is no Siberian Husky. It is a shame that Lorre didn’t get in touch with me before he hired Ashton. In fact, I often wonder why I don’t have a high paying job writing for the humans in Hollywood. Entertainment would be so much better if dogs were writing it.
Demon Flash Bandit (Discussing One and a Half Men and their Dog)
Hello, Demon Flash Bandit here! I'm sure many of you know me from Dogster and blog fame by now but I thought I would introduce myself anyway. I am a Siberian Husky and a great writer. I will be posting blogs on this site from time to time so be sure to check back often!
Demon Flash Bandit
I am Demon Flash Bandit, world famous dog. I will be writing blogs on this site from time to time so be sure to check them out.